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'Cause I'm a Paper Chaser
Thursday, October 30, 2008 - General
Bissell Hat Here it is, the official announcement, I'm riding for Bissell Pro Cycling next season. Yeah, I probably should have asked you to sit down first, sorry.

Here's the proof. There's no photo so it could be some other Paul Mach, like the chef, so you're just going to have to trust me.

The funny thing is that the page says I turned pro in 2008. This is kinda my fault because I thought, "Pro Since? Well, since right now, 2008." After looking at other people's responses I think the correct answer was actually 2009. On the up side, it helps to accurately portray my relative coolness to this guy.

For those of you looking for a job, sorry, I've already put together my staff. Sara will be the Executive Editor for my blog and Jason Eiserich has taken the initiative on press relations. Please don't bother sending a resume.

And EOB, when needing to refer to me with an acronym you can use AMPM. In the past it may have amusingly stood for AMateur Paul Mach, but now it is clearly AlMighty Paul Mach, as it was originally intended.

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Thursday, October 30, 2008, 11:04 am
Yeah, it's hard to compete on coolness against a guy that can fold his own proteins. Seriously, you are the only guy I know who can do that! Lance can't, Levi can't, Alberto can't... I'd bet none of the FOG's can either. So you definitely have a leg up on them too ;-)

Thursday, October 30, 2008, 8:26 pm
well... you can do whatever you like...and i really think it's great you are riding for Hoover.

Thursday, October 30, 2008, 8:59 pm
Congrats pro boy, how about going for a 4 hour hilly ride (in LE) on Saturday. I'm going to be in Davis. Its going to be funny hearing about Cal Giant and Bissell fight it out in local races. No one else has much hope.

D-Team rider
Friday, October 31, 2008, 1:05 pm
*head explodes*

jk heiss
Friday, October 31, 2008, 5:46 pm
Congrats Paul!

Monday, November 3, 2008, 10:00 am
Congratulations! I'll be watching for your name in the big races in 2009 and anticipating Phil Ligget saying "what have we here Bob, an American rider mathmetician is on the attack! We'll see if he calculates his jump on the field correctly!"

Monday, November 3, 2008, 2:54 pm
Can I have a free Hat?
Does that mean no more Race Rides?
Cody was so ready to kick you butt!

Congrats PM

from the DBC Masters

Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 5:49 pm
super hero Paul Mach on velonews
http://velonews.com/article/84859/bisse ... nds-roster

Thursday, November 6, 2008, 9:12 am
To avoid any further elevation to god status.... Paul does not fold proteins. Gibbs free energy folds proteins. Paul plays with powerful computers that try to understand this complex problem. I am also guessing that he plays with ala a lot to simplify his problems.....

It will be harder to sit on the front all day and put his pride aside for the JM's.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 9:51 pm
"1st place, Collegiate National Time Time Trial", according to your bio

A new event!! Well done winning it, man.