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The Paul Mach Blog - Some Quick Reminders for the Wife
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Some Quick Reminders for the Wife
Wednesday, July 2, 2008 - General
I'm still up in Alaska, but I'd like to offer these reminders for my wife:
  1. If you have a problem with something, read the instructions BEFORE you get frustrated and give up. I'm not going to be there to calm you down.
  2. We do actually get bills, please remember to pay them.
  3. You look hot in the clothes you have. You don't need any more. The, "Those are summer clothes and these are late summer clothes" argument is never going to work.
  4. Did you really need to rearrange the furniture? I liked it the way it was.
  5. A glass of milk and a pudding snack is not dinner.
I love you, that is all.

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The Wife
Wednesday, July 2, 2008, 9:13 pm
1. What?? I don't understand what you are saying!
2. Who are these "Bills"? Do I know them?
3. Too bad that argument works great when you're gone.
4. Too late.
5. I know, it's lunch. Dinner has been ice cream, cheez-its, and wine.

Love you too.

Thursday, July 3, 2008, 9:16 am
The Fill-In
1. Clare is here to help. And if she can't do it, David will.
2. If you didn't arrange for them to be paid ahead of time and you are the one in charge of "bills" then it's not our concern.
3. We both look hot in the clothes we have but even hotter in the clothes we want. We don't need to argue about that.
4. Too late.
5. Clare is here for intervention. I at cheez-its with her.